The Zombie Bar Crawl= party of the year

Whats not to say...its one of the best parties of the year.

heres the link for those that havent seen it.

http://phillyzombiecrawl.com/

since jesus rose from the grave he was the original zombie.....so i went to the Philly Zombie Pub Crawl...several bars, 280 people dressed as zombies.lurching drown the street between bars.......attacking and rocking public buses....all of it culminating a dance party that a zombie caligula would enjoy

on top of that my boy has a jacket identical to Jacksons thriller jackson....and when thriller came on he jumped on the stripper platformand did the dance then dragged me up there and us with like 250 people did the thriller dance.

i was also lucky enough to spend the night with a great girl i met named annie. What i learned about Annie is that she is a costume designer for an opera company in Philly and that if i take her number we could get drinks and she would love to take out for a night of free opera.

i was very in support of this idea.

she also likes covering her head in baby blood and assorted fetus parts.

this is somewhat fitting because after some making out on the dance floor to various amazing songs my mouth was covered in said fetus blood and my quick witted friend rob quickly replied "youve got red on you"

other highlights include:
Zombie Abe Lincoln

Zombie Tranny Wonder Woman

Zombie Anna Nicole Smith WITH Trimspa tshirt

2 hot girls taking to the small dance stage getting naked and going all sexified on each other

Just Remember: All Work and No Brains Make a Chuck A Dull Dull BRAAAAAAAAAINS


here are the pics chronologically from that great nite:

The Start

Now im all ready for my night just some black eye makeup and im set



FIRST BAR: TATTOOED MOMS









Zombie Jesus and Ms Cleo









Me and my Friend Rob






The Lurch to Manny Browns. Along the Way Most of Us Swarmed a SEPTA Bus and Proceeded To Rock It





Unfortunately, there were so many Zombies that MB's stopped letting us in , so we went back to a more undead-friendly establishment

Thats Rob #2 on the left. This whole thing was the brain child of him and the nun



Zombie Amore



Snack Time



The Crawl to the Club BEGINS!







CLUB FLUID!











Rob gets everybody ready for the Thriller Dance, I would be joining him in about a minutes time









Whose that up in the rafters? None other than the freshly dead corpse of Anna Nicole!



annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd some zombie smokes at the end of a fun nite

A social experiment if you will...

...the dating scene, the bar scene, etc. are often filled with the same people over and over. In order to find what else is out there and to regain some semblance of diversity I propose a social experiment.

ive always believed that variety is the spice of life. i like being diverse and eclectic in my habits, hobbies and acquaintances. ive yet to find a woman to settle down with and have decided that I'll see if i can find MY TYPE as it were

I will email 5 women from craigslist over the course of the next few weeks.

the guidelines will be as thus:

I must document it in some way shape or form
---that means every date. EVEN IF it turns out shes not quite to my liking physically

There mustn't be repeats of things like appearance, career, etc. I'm shootin for diversity here

If there is sex, I must be honest about it

When I'm through, I will release a total summary of the events

Reagan Democrats reasserting their position in the house

Its an interesting development to watch Right of Center Democrats reshape the new DNC controlled House. I hope to watch this play out in a more productive manner in the near future

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/03/07/D8NNHKNG3.html

A hope that style will regain its showmanship

nothing for the past few years emerging out of the fashion show circuit has really been that note worthy. nothing over the top, grandiose. its not that everyday style/fashion should be over the top but by being such on the runway we can translate designs into a more conservative interpretation that still pushes boundaries and excites the mine.

hopefully this will be a nice change of pace. the merging of the theatrical with the aesthetic in this way is delightfully refreshing

The rise of the market state post 911- sorry Bobbitt but no

There is much to disagree with in this critique by Dr. Patterson of Rutgers Law. A full summary tomorrow.

Best Diplomacy Headline EVER

Seriously how great is this.

Swiss Accidently Invade Liechenstein

Goin out in style.

I've an affinity for various neckties. For all of my conservative attire, the neck tie is my "statement." Given that I'll be out and tending to personal affairs today this seems like a nice take on the "spring is almost here" vibe that I've been getting